1000+ Best Collection WhatsApp Jokes

By | May 21, 2017

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Best Collection WhatsApp Jokes

Scroll down to read the best collection of joke which you can share on Facebook, Twitter and Whatsapp Also you can share with your family, friends, boyfriend, girlfriend or anyone you want you are free to share with anyone.

One Liner Short Joke

  • The urologist is about to leave his office and says: “Ok, let’s piss off now.”
  • Truly delicious tofu recipe:
    1) Chuck the tofu.
    2) Fry a juicy steak.
  • I really can’t believe that after all that enormous shit they are together again.
    What? Who are you talking about?
    My butt cheeks, hahahahah 😀
  • My therapist said that I should do whatever I find enjoyable and calming. Now there is blood everywhere.
  • A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar.
    The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, “Is this some kind of a joke?”
  • Q: How long does a Russian need to reach a BAC of 0,8?
    A: About two days of no drinking.

Hilarious Jokes

  • What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
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    .Sneakers.
  • It’s cleaning day today. I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.
  • My new 1000 watt sound system is great! I can control the volume of my neighbor’s banging on my door.
  • What does a lawyer wear to work?
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    A law suit.
  • My car horn now sounds like gunshots. People move out of the way much faster recently.
  • You stole my Microsoft Office and for that you’re going to pay.
    You have my Word!
  • Famous last words of a postman: What a lovely dog you have!
  • I hate it when I run out of toilet paper and I have to make the trip to the grocery store in really small steps.
  • Famous last words of a postman: What a lovely dog you have!
  • I met two guys wearing matching clothing. So I asked them if they were gay. They promptly arrested me.
  • Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
  • Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
    My name is Paul.
  • Dentist: “You need a crown.”
    Patient: “Finally someone who understands me”
  • I’m all for irony, but the phrase “Good morning” seems to be going a bit too far.
  • Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.
    Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.
    Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.
    Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?
  • When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.
    “Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”
    A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”
    “Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”
  • I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail.
    I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality.
  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
    Snowballs.

HUSBAND WIFE MARRIAGE JOKES

  • My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
  • When somebody doesn’t get something:
    I’m sorry, I have neither the patience, nor the coloring crayons to explain this to you.
  • Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…
    What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
  • What do you call a famous fish?
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    A star fish.

 

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